Tom and Sally; A Love Story

Once upon a time, on Valentine’s Day, a man named Tom decided to profess his love to his girlfriend of 2 years, Sally.

He went to the store, picked out a cheap box of chocolates, and headed to Sally’s place with a cheesy pickup line ready on his lips.

Upon arriving, he saw that Sally had beaten him to the punch. She was already on her knees, presenting a diamond ring to her dog.

Tom, heartbroken, realized that his love was unrequited. He dejectedly returned home and ate the whole box of chocolates himself, washing it down with a bottle of wine.

The next day, he woke up with a sugar hangover and a ring-shaped imprint on his finger, only to find out that Sally had mistaken him for the dog in her proposal.

Moral of the story: love is blind, but so is Sally. And also, never propose to a dog on Valentine’s Day.