The Joys of Love on Valentine’s Day

Once upon a time, in a world filled with sappy love songs and overpriced chocolates, there was a single person who was not a fan of Valentine’s Day. They found it to be the most overrated holiday and the commercialization of love to be a joke.

But, alas, on the magical day of February 14th, they found themselves surrounded by couples exchanging gifts, PDA, and declarations of love. The single person couldn’t help but roll their eyes and mutter to themselves, “This is what love has come to? Giving gifts to show affection? How original.”

As they continued on with their day, they stumbled upon a couple having a heated argument over which restaurant to eat at for their romantic dinner. The single person couldn’t help but laugh at the irony of the situation and thought to themselves, “This is love? Arguing over where to eat? How delightful.”

The single person went home that night, ordered a pizza, and enjoyed their solitude, feeling grateful to not have to deal with the stresses and expectations that come with being in a relationship. They went to bed with a smile on their face, grateful for their independence and freedom from the so-called “joys of love.”

The end