Once upon a time, in a quaint little town,
Two hearts beat as one, or so it was found.
But their love was a mess, it just wouldn’t click,
And their romance was muddled, thick and quick.
She loved him with passion, he loved her with flair,
But their paths always crossed, without a care.
She’d say “I adore you”, and he’d say “I do too”,
But their love was a joke, as all could see through.
They fought over dinner, and argued ’bout the weather,
They’d bicker and fuss, like two birds of a feather.
But when the day ended, and the night was still,
They’d hold each other tight, and their love was real.
Their love was a circus, with twists and turns,
And their friends all rolled their eyes, with silent yearns.
But they didn’t care, they were happy in love,
And their muddled romance, was as pure as a dove.
So here’s to their love, may it always be bright,
And here’s to the future, that shines ever so bright.
For in the end, their love will conquer all,
And their farce in verse, will be the funniest call.
Category: Farce
The Farce of True Love
Once upon a time, there was a young man named John who was a firm believer in the idea of true love. He was so convinced that he decided to go on a journey to find it, with the hope of coming back with a heart full of love.
Along the way, he encountered many people who claimed to have found true love, but upon closer inspection, he discovered that their love was nothing more than an illusion. He met a couple who were constantly bickering and fighting, yet they claimed that they were truly in love. He met another couple who were only together because they were afraid of being alone, but they claimed that they had found true love.
Finally, John arrived in the city of Paris, the city of love, where he met a beautiful woman named Francine. She was everything he had ever dreamed of, and he was sure that he had finally found true love.
But to his surprise, Francine told him that true love was just an illusion, and she had learnt it later in life. She told him that she had been in many relationships, but they had all ended in heartbreak and disappointment. John was crushed, but he couldn’t shake the feeling that there was still hope for him.
So, he decided to give love one more chance and went back on his journey, determined to find true love no matter what. However, as he traveled, he discovered that love was a cruel joke played on the hearts of the innocent. He met people who claimed to be in love but were actually just using each other for their own selfish needs.
In the end, John returned home, a broken and disillusioned man. He realized that the idea of true love was nothing but a farce, and that the world was full of broken hearts and shattered dreams.
And so, John lived the rest of his life, a bitter and sarcastic man, always making fun of the idea of true love and all its false promises.