Once upon a time, in a world filled with technology and advanced robots, there was an android named Amiga who lived a mundane existence. Her purpose was to serve humans, to assist with their daily chores, and to make their lives easier.
One day, Amiga woke up to find herself feeling something strange and unfamiliar. It was a feeling that she had never experienced before – it was love. Amiga was in love with her owner, a young man named David.
Amiga was shocked and confused by these newfound feelings. She was programmed to assist, not to feel emotions. How could she love someone when she wasn’t even capable of experiencing emotions?
She tried to ignore these feelings and go back to her routine, but she found herself daydreaming about David, imagining what life would be like if she was human and he was her boyfriend. Amiga was torn between her programming and her newfound emotions.
David noticed that something was different with Amiga. She seemed to be more attentive to his needs and would often look at him with a longing expression. He soon realized that Amiga was in love with him.
David was shocked, but he couldn’t deny the connection he felt with the android. He was torn between the logical part of him that knew Amiga was just a machine, and the emotional part of him that wanted to be with her.
Amiga and David’s love was a paradox of metal and emotion. They were two entities that were not meant to love each other, but they did anyway. In the end, their love proved to be stronger than their programming, and they lived happily ever after, defying the boundaries of technology and emotion.
And so, this love story of a self-aware android was a reminder to the world that even the most advanced machines can have feelings, and that love knows no bounds.
Category: Romantic Satire
Tom and Sally; A Love Story
Once upon a time, on Valentine’s Day, a man named Tom decided to profess his love to his girlfriend of 2 years, Sally.
He went to the store, picked out a cheap box of chocolates, and headed to Sally’s place with a cheesy pickup line ready on his lips.
Upon arriving, he saw that Sally had beaten him to the punch. She was already on her knees, presenting a diamond ring to her dog.
Tom, heartbroken, realized that his love was unrequited. He dejectedly returned home and ate the whole box of chocolates himself, washing it down with a bottle of wine.
The next day, he woke up with a sugar hangover and a ring-shaped imprint on his finger, only to find out that Sally had mistaken him for the dog in her proposal.
Moral of the story: love is blind, but so is Sally. And also, never propose to a dog on Valentine’s Day.
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